5–7 Day Turnaround  ·  Pay Once  ·  100% Yours Forever

Stop renting
your marketing.

Pay once. Get the credentials. We leave.
You own it forever. No retainers. No discovery calls. No 12-month contracts.

86 of 100 founder spots claimed

"I had been quoted $3,800 a month by two different marketing agencies for Google Ads. Loudllamas set up the whole thing for $249 and it was running in five days. Three months later it is still the only ad account I actually understand."

Sarah K. — Residential cleaning company

"The analytics setup alone was worth it. I finally know which campaigns are driving calls and which ones I was just burning money on. Took them less than a week."

Marcus T. — HVAC and plumbing

"Burnrate caught $340 in monthly waste in the first report. Paid for itself in the first week."

Jenna R. — Online fitness coaching

Marketing agencies are bloated.

They sell process and time. We sell finished work. Pick a channel. Pay once. Get the credentials. We leave. The end.

$3,800 /mo. That's what two agencies quoted to do what we set up for $249.

Six setups. Pick yours.

Website Build

Fast, sharp, shows up on Google. Real website, not a template graveyard.

from $179

SEM / Google Ads

Ads that bring in calls, not just clicks. Optional 90-day sprint.

from $149 + $99/mo sprint

Analytics & Tracking

Know which ads make money and which ones bleed it. Optional 90-day sprint.

from $99 + $49/mo sprint

Email / Lifecycle

Welcome sequence that converts leads while you sleep. Optional 90-day sprint.

from $99 + $49/mo sprint

Paid Social Playbook

Custom Meta roadmap built around your exact customer and offer. You run the ads. We built the plan.

from $59

Automation

Tell us what's eating your time. We make it stop. Custom quote.

from $79
Your 24/7 paid media monitor · $29/mo

Your paid ads are
bleeding money.
You can't see where.

Most small businesses flush $300 to $800 a month on ads that go nowhere. Wrong keywords. Duplicate spend. Paying for clicks you already earn for free.

Burnrate finds exactly where the money is going and hands you a plain-English fix list every week.

Not a dashboard full of graphs. A list that says: stop spending here, shift budget here, this keyword is bleeding you.

Founder spots filling fast
86 / 100
Setup discount
50% off

Any one-time setup. Stack as many as you want. Code applies at checkout.

Burnrate · Founder
$17.99/mo

Locked forever. No price increases. Ever.

First 100 clients. 50% off everything. We're building the proof that this model works. You get the discount for being early.

Stop renting your marketing.
Buy it instead.

Pick a channel. Pay once. Done in 5 to 7 days.